I’m not so sure about you, are you sure you’re Ashley’s friend? You said no more gifts? Are you anti-capitalist or something?

Even if you are, this is Ashley we’re talking about. Have you seen how much she does and how awesome she is? She certainly deserves more, right? Right?

You better answer that correctly, bub.

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Let’s consider this choice an accident and have a do-over. What do you say?